I killed Grimace and stretched his skin over my blog.

Grimace was pure evil, anyways.
I just couldn't dig the classic black layout anymore. I had to do SOMETHING to personalize it. So I made it purple. What a gay huh?
It's alright. I know you're just jealous of Matty's mauve blog. I should change the title to that. If I didn't like ramrod so much I would totally do it. (The title ramrod.... not actual ramrodding...)

Is Martin Lawrence dead? He just sort of disappeared. I mean, I don't mind. It's just strange when someone does that, ya know?

I beat D-ral's ass at Monopoly last night. Did you know I was a champion? I did. So i packed it up and brought it back to the crib.

I'm done rambling for today.

Purple you wear, called gay you will be.

-Matty

A few things that have been on my mind

Welcome back. ha. I say that as if anyone actually reads this damn thing.

So listen, I've been thinking about this and I need to get it off my chest. Why the hell do they make so many options available when choosing a toothbrush? I mean I totally understand the revolving brush head, or even the built in tongue cleaner, but why so many colors and grips? I mean is it really that inconvenient to hold a feather weight piece of plastic in your hand for under two minutes? Honestly, if your hand is cramping from brushing your teeth, a bigger problem is present than whether or not the brush has a grip. I mean to look at one of these toothbrushes you would think that it was built to be aerodynamically proficient instead of maintain proper hygiene.
I just don't understand it. Please, if someone knows why this is, please tell me because I am honestly in the dark here.

Another thing, the slogan "fish are friends, not food" just does not do it for me. I mean that slogan makes me want to grab Henry out of the tank, and take him out for a night on the town. Maybe drink a few beers with the guys afterward. I mean, Henry is a real pal, ya know? I'm sorry vegans, but until you come up with a better slogan, I'll continue to make regular trips to Red Lobster.

Brush your teeth with this, stylish you will be.

-Matty

Oh my..

I've fallen victim to this horrible horrible thing called blogging. I ensure you though, it will be no sob story blah blah blah my life is so bad deal. I hate those. I think they hate me too.

I just noticed that the examples for "Labels for this post" include scooters. Who the hell writes a blog about scooters? Better yet, who the hell wants to waste valuable time reading a bullshit blog about scooters? What can you even talk about when blogging on scooters? "The other day I rode my scooter. It is silver. It says Razor. The handle bars are blue."
Aha. It just hit me. They included that example to be relevant to kindergartners who choose to write about that day that they rode their scooter. It is silver. Shouldn't parents be weary of a 5 year old blogging online? There are many perverts who would love to read about Jimmy's scooter. It is silver.

I saw Watchmen today. Well done. I enjoyed it immensely. And... that's all I have to say on that.

Choose to read my blog, enlightened you will be.

(I'm making it a personal rule that the last line of every post be in Yoda speak.)

-Kool Kat, Skat Kat, Matty, Matt, Matthew, Jedi Master Mat Gon Jinn